- Euro 2022 updates from the 8pm BST kick-off in Rotherham
- ‘The best football brain’: England’s Keira Walsh is here to play
2 min “Ah!” says Charles Antaki. “The director has found, early doors, the fan with the thing on her head which is either a curling stone or a round of cheese. The latter is probably more likely, given that she’s a Netherlands fan, but presumably there is some curling done on canals in the winter?”
You’re asking me? I am an expert in very few things, and canal curling is emphatically not one of them.